This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
