Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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