That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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