what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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