Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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