worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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