how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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