you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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