So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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