remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My vagina is very pro this idea
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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