i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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