nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Randomize
