What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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