We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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