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Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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