go do what you do best...puke behind churches
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
