so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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