kristin has been a bad kristin
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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