Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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