when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
