I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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