he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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