'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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