When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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