He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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