We won't sleep together?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
