I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
