just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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