I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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