I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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