I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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