oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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