Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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