just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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