just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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