And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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