Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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