I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She bit a glass in half.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
