just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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