Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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