Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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