i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
