even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
nutella sex= disaster
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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