hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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