Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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