Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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