I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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