all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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