I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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