You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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