whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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