But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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