So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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