Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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