either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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