Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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