I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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